Going to see Wicked with the Youth group. :D
Fun times on tinychat with Erica!
Yay! I need to get better at typing fast…
My boy asked "Do you wanna rewatch Firefly with...
I think I love him. <3
I HATE HAVING A UTERUS.
Y'all all know that these are things that have...
Watching Firefly with my boy...
… And I feel SOOOOO bad from him. I’m shrieking and bawing and flailing, screaming “DAMN YOU JOSS WHEDON YOU GENIUS MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD PRICK I LOVE YOU” and “REMEMBER THAT! THAT’S IMPORTANT!” and “WHY DOES WHEDON DO THAT?! HOW DOES HE MAKE A LINGERING SHOT ON SOMEONE’S HAND/FACE/SHADOW/BACKLIT FORM SO FUCKING POTENT AND SIGNIFICANT AND...
Thin people are upheld as beautiful and sexy. Fat people are told, over and...– We Mustn’t Make Fun Of the Straight People, Dear « Fat Carries Flavor (via thisisthinprivilege)
If you're a feminist who understands the...
AAAAAAND I get into even more kinky shit...
*sigh* I’m going to lead an expensive life…
Sometimes, it's good to eat dinner, watch a movie,...
… Lit as a welding torch… Yeah…
[[MORE]]So I tried Adderall yesterday. Don’t worry, I was careful, read about it first, had my phone near me so I could call for help if I had a bad reaction, etc. etc.. My parents’ 25th anniversary was on the 20th, so I decided while they were gone on the week long church trip they’re taking, I’d clean the house and surprise them. So I made a to do list, took the pill,...
I’m so fucking sick of people being all offended at fatness. I am sick of people...– 2012: The Year of Living Fatly « Fat Heffalump (via bookishboi)
I am a little in love with Margaret Cho...
I think I discovered a happyness cheatcode...
(Parents gone x 7 days = empty house) + milky, sweetened earl grey tea (SHUT THE FUCK UP TEA SNOBS, THAT’S JUST HOW I LIKE IT.) + trees + Chansey = Happy. I’m bonding with the kitty, which consists of me feeding him dairy products that he doesn’t usually get to eat. I think he and I will see things more eye-to-eye by the end of this week. OMG FUCK MUNCHIES MAN. And fuck auditory...
So, the 'rents are out of town til Monday. That...
… NOBODY TO FUCK WITH MY FRIDGE MOJO! I think I’m gonna use this time to do some quality cleaning while there’s nobody in the way. Also gotta find a home for Lucky. Herbivores are too messy for me.
"I bet you wonder why I've gathered you all here...
Observant and secretly evil girl moves into an apt.. listens to all the dirt on the neighbor’s lives. invites them all to a mixer and old-detective-style blackmails them all into paying her rent on a rotating basis. cheating partners (all cheating with each other’s spouses, TURN INTO POLYQUAD (POLYQUAD! (POLYQUAD!))), pedos, spouse abusers, etc.. From Thea’s sick fantasies. ...
How UUs play LIFE:
Unitarian Universalist: [begins game] I don't think my car is a hybrid. This isn't environmentally responsible living.
Friend: It's okay. It's just a game.
UU: [reaches "Get Married"] Well, what if I'm against the institution of marriage and don't need one to affirm my commitment to my partner?
Friend: Please shut up and take your husband.
UU: That's a bit heteronormative, don't you think? What if I want a wife?
Friend: FINE TAKE A WIFE.
UU: [lands on "Have baby boy"]
Friend: [takes out a blue character]
UU: Are we just supposed to assume that blue means boy and pink means girl? I refuse. I want my baby boy to be pink.
Friend: Whatever, have a pink boy.
UU: But maybe my baby doesn't identify as male at all. I mean, gender is actually just a social construct--
Friend: We're never playing LIFE again.
Working on posting the Naked Friday picture 'cause...
I’m not sure how to make it under a cut, so you might just have your eyes assaulted by GS gal nudity. Will put trigger warnings and NSFW tag so those who need to block it can.
Lawmaker Barred After Vagina Comment →
bitchesguidetoetiquette: dorkasaurusrexatron: File under: this would be funny if it weren’t so fucking sad. Michigan House Republicans prohibited state Rep. Lisa Brown (D) from speaking on the floor after she ended a speech against a bill restricting abortions by referencing her female anatomy, the Detroit News reports. Said Brown: “Finally, Mr. Speaker, I’m flattered that you’re all so...
Fifty Shades of Grey: In Thirty Seconds
Ana: Oh Christian, It's so sexy how you don't respect my autonomy, and bought the place I work at to keep an eye on me, and know my bank routing number!
Christian: It's so cute how you think you're entitled to your own life, and feel the desire to pay for things, and want to do emotionally triggering things to me despite me asking you not to.
Ana's Inner Goddess on her Chaise Lounge: FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM
Ana's Subconscious: YOU'RE A WHORE FOR FUCKING HIM
Somewhere In There: *really unsafe bondage scenes!* *guilty sex* *mixed signals* *with a side of stalking!*
Also In There: "My mother was a crack whore and I have a hang up about food. I will simultaneously berate you for not eating while signing you up with a personal trainer so you don't get fat on me. Because that's terrible."
NO WHERE IN THE BOOK: Any representation of a sane, normal relationship. BDSM flavored or otherwise.
Me: PATRIARCHY THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
Imma see my sister toniiiiiiight!
All HRT information compiled into a handy source. →
genderbitch: veuxveuxpas: kiriamaya: robynseggs: HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Anyone who plans on taking HRT without a prescription from your doctor (via ordering on-line or some other method), this website has all dosages, amount of times you take daily, the specific names of the prescriptions, how you administer them, all the “red flag” side effects to look out for, etc. etc. Please pass this...
I think I might start a sex blog.
Not that I don’t think anybody who follows me would be hugely weirded out (aside from sister dearest. ;P), and obviously I would have to consult the boy, but I try to keep the nudity on this blog (SEXY!)art and (SEXY!)education so as not to offend/make awkward/trigger. But, sometimes, a straight up explicit, NSFW porn video comes along on my dash, and I wanna reblog it ‘cause...
They presented male employers with identical job applicants—same experience,...– That Condescending Feeling You Get From Dudes in the Office? Yeah, That’s Real. (via notemily)
It’s all about falling in love with yourself and sharing that love with someone...– Eartha Kitt YEAH (via mmmajestic)
Worst crossover ever
treesong: shannasouzou: So I had a nightmare that someone rewrote “A Cure For Boredom” in the style of “Fifty Shades of Grey.” And so Sherlock was constantly mewing and John was letting loose his inner goddess and he couldn’t stop talking about how the men and women were kissing him THERE. And I’m sitting there screaming “JUST SAY YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR COCK SUCKED.” It was not a good dream....