as sunshine flows into trees: Happy 0th of... →
simple-gifts: sweetlydissonant: hakunafreakingmatata: taweesha: “I can’t…” February sighs, turning its head away. “Can’t what?” March asks. “I can’t believe that it’s almost over. That I’m going to have to wait another four years before we’ll be able to be this close…
Words to keep inside your pocket: Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul. Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful. Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound. Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling. Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like. Aubade - a song greeting the dawn. Ephemeral - lasting a very short time. Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal. Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in...
I hate that I'm starting to resign myself to the...
Each of my classes are requiring 120% from me, and I only really have 50% to split amongst them all. I’m thinking of talking to my therapist about Adderall.
"It's not peer pressure, IT'S JUST YOUR TURN."
“Help me to help you. Help ME, help YOU. HELP me, HELP you. Help ME, to help you. Help me, TO HELP YOU.” “We were the last generation to be spared from being put on the internet as children…”
"Chef Boyardee? Chef BoyarDILDO."
It is SO WEIRD waking up with less clothes on than...
Seriously, you’re like “zzthefuckzz why am I so cold- Oh…” Really disorientating…
Gotta love your parents.
Dad, through the bathroom door: Are you going to the benefit concert at church tonight?
Me, opening the door: Unfortunately, no. I have ridiculous amounts of homework to catch up on before my test on Monday.
Dad: You are also covered in hickies.
Me: That wouldn't stop me from leaving the house...
Me: And then I was like "That wouldn't stop me from leaving the house..."
Baba: *Laughing* You're covered in hickies! Go put on your burka!
Me: Oh god, we're going to hell.
Finally, something is going well.
And I was totally accidentally drunk at school the...
And then had a hang-over until 9 p.m.. No more beer on a school night… X_X
I am pleasantly crossfaded.
I hope I’m not drunk at school tomorrow.
DA TRUUUF (Shit stoner girls say.)
It's like looking in a crystal ball, only it's the...
Pandah's Future SO, on the phone: Yeah, Ma, it's the WEIRDEST recovery behavior I've ever seen...
Pandah: Oh god...
PFSO: All she does all day is vomit...
Pandah: Why isn't the toilet closer to the shower?
PFSO: Cry and drink Gatorade in the shower...
PFSO: And then get in bed and go blog about it while smoking weed.
Pandah: Why did you let yourself be convinced to have some beef?! ONLY SALTINES AND GATORADE, YOU FOOL!
PFSO: All I've got to do is buy more gatorade, pack bowls, and make sure she stays warm between showers...
Pandah: Oh, god, no, I can taste the bottom of my stomach...
AAAAAAAND I almost just puked all over my laptop...
I'm gonna go cry and drink Gatorade in the shower...
WHY IS LIFE?!
BEING SICK IS BUUUUUUULLSHIT.
I was feeling better all today, no puking or anything, so baba finally convinces me to eat. Guess what, motherfuckers, STOMACH ACHE AND NAUSEA. YEAAAAAH WOOPWOOP YAHOOO.
Shit straight girls say to lesbians.
I seem to have lost all of my clothes...
Seriously, I used to have tee shirts and tank tops and all that, and now all I can find are my men’s ribbed tanks, my four bras, my various underwear and two sets of yoga pants… WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CLOTHES GO?!
Humblr Tumblr: Attention those of you who are... →
pressdown: Please be polite and kind to your server/bartender/any food service person that you encounter today. I understand that this is an exciting event that you’ve been anticipating with bated breath, but please revel with a sense of awareness about what’s happening in the establishment you are…
Why haven’t I been smoking weed all day?! My therapist has trained me out of day smoking, except for special occasions, and this is a totally appropriate circumstance. I feel so much better now.
You Know what's really fun to do?
Hit the pipe while reading the Above The Influence website.
No, I DON'T want children, 'cause they'd fuck with...
Seriously. Children are horrible with cats. I won’t have ‘em in my house.
Today, Imma go help teach sex ed at church and...
… Or I could stay home and puke all day. That works, I guess… XP
I know this makes me a bad person...
But when I go to belly dance, and there’s some Skinny Bitch (Not a slender person, but the personality type “Skinny Bitch”) who side-eyes me super hard as I walk in, and I can read it in her face that she’s thinking “Well, at least I know I won’t be the worst in the class,” I get this visceral, primal pleasure in watching her face fall as I dance and she...
I tried, Thea, I'm sorry.
but I need to sleep. I’ll continue tomorrow. <3
The correct use of big words in everyday...