January 2012
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Sexy Dumb-asses:
The reason ballgags were invented.
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I feel like I've been punched in the face from the...
Fuck you too, wisdom teeth. If I had money, I’d get you yanked the fuck out, AND receive some interesting pills. Me: 2, Wisdom teeth: 0, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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Ugh, now I have to put my clothes on.
The things I do.
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It's a "Take a shower and then nap in your bra and...
Gonna go make that happen now.
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“For asexuals, sex is like… a donut. When we see a donut, we do not have the urge...”
– http://backroundradio.tumblr.com (via ancient-amateur)
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So, Imma take a bit of a break from posting on...
I’ll still be reading so I know what y’all are up to, but things have gotten very bad and stressful over here. It’s the first week of school, all of my classes are higher level and difficult and convoluted, I’m very raw from therapy, I spent a lot of money on books, I’m out of my magic herb so I can’t sleep, I miss my sister, and a friend of the family tried to...
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OOOOKIE DOKIE!
Second day of school is go. I’m just praying nine and a half hours go by fast.
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I'm looking over the syllabus for ASL 4, and I'm...
I feel like I JUST sat down in my ASL 1 class, and this is just getting too complicated, and there are SO MANY projects and deadlines and GROUP PROJECTS. FUCK GROUP PROJECTS WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE. I’m always either in charge of the group project, or get completely fucked over, or both. I NEVER want my grade to rely on other people, because there is a 98% chance that I will do way better in my...
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Help me prove this to my friend. Reblog if you...
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“A man who assisted in autopsies in a big urban hospital, starting in the...”
– “The Way It Was” — Mother Jones Magazine — Abortion before Roe v. Wade. (via deltumbles)
read this article, it’s 100% incredible.
(via homotronic)
Trigger Warning: Article describes molestation by a backalley abortion provider.
(via prolifehypocrisy)
Roe V Wade closed off entire wings of...
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“We’re all doing something we don’t want to do, Amanda, it’s...”
– Thea, when I started going fetal position and repeating the word “no” about going to school tomorrow.
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“I think this video is what it would look like if Disney/Pixar was owned and...”
– Me, Just now, about some video on vimeo.
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This is yet another thing my future SO is gonna...
There’re gonna be days where I will want to do nothing but smoke and gasp at time-lapsed nature videos . They will have to learn to love this about me, and will hopefully join me in these activities.
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“I wake up to shouting and cussing. I can only register this:
Lady: GET THE FUCK...”
– This morning, NP, SD, CA. The only reason I haven’t gone outside for a cigarette today…
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AUGH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8WwXbTu-4&feature=context&context=G281151aRVAAAAAAAAAw
The skills, THE SKILLS.
WHEN WILL I BE YOOOOUUUUUU?!
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Being the only high person in a room:
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Thea and I are pre-gaming for Walmart.
I have to be high enough to ignore the feelings of shame that wash over me as I step into those establishments.
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The difference between "I can't stop smiling!" and...
“I can’t stop smiling!”= I am ecstatic/elated/very happy about some event in my life.
“I can’t stop fucking smiling!”= I’m high as butts and I have permagrin. Don’t fucking judge me. It’s so weird how your face literally gets stuck that way!
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“Me: *clearing throat* KKHHHHHHHHHH Huuuuuuuuuuuh tp tp, KUH KUH KUH...”
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Just now getting around to watching the 3rd season...
Starting naaaaoooo.
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Jojo's high rambling.
Don’t call me jojo, I wanna think of something silly…
My face feels heavy…
My ears are big red blub-blubs…
I have a clown nose…
The walls have ears, and noses. That’s why they smell so much.
I think a nose died underneath the house. because it smells.
I like cuddling with tigger, he’s good at it. I love you tigger, he’s my best buddy.
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The Holy Trinity:
The Caffeine, The Nicotine, and The THC.
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'hl'ad;JSDGkl'jl'jsdgaN:Kml'g;nl;sfbmlasdblfblmCUUU...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJoCulItdxg
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Please Tumblr Bomb this poll asking whether or not... →
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Read this.
http://www.marcandangel.com/2011/12/11/30-things-to-stop-doing-to-yourself/
Are you eating it right???
isecretlycaresomuch:
saywhatpandah:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JOIoO7gbBc&feature=share
“You ain’t eatin’ it right.”
LMAO, this dude is not only funny, hes pretty hot too :-P
I know, right?! Mm-mm-mm…
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I am dying of laughter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JOIoO7gbBc&feature=share
“You ain’t eatin’ it right.”
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SO MUCH FUCKING RAGE IN MY BODY.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/worldview/in-jerusalem-women-are-voiceless-at-a-decidedly-womanly-event/article2297159/
How do you with the and can’t even I mean with the RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
It’s things like this that make my little PC mind wind itself round the axle, because I wanna respect all religions as valid, and I want people to be...
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Fascinating! Sex science, YAY!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_copulatory_vocalization
http://www.scienceofrelationships.com/home/2011/9/7/whose-orgasms-are-we-moaning-about-anyway.html
Erica, read this!
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Once again, my period has turned me into a...
Ah, hormones.
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