July 2011
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I gots me some pizza, and a new series to watch (Merlin), and some extra dank Super OG. Gotta light some incense! Yep, life is pretty good right now!
Oh hey, Giles is playing Pendragon! Ew, he’s icky and evil! So far, anyways…
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YAAAAY! HOUSE TO MYSEEELLLF!
That means pizza and my nastiest music, loud! ^_^
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Okay, so stereotypical stoner time...
I love my parents, I promise, but I REALLY hope they leave the house for the evening so I can order a damn pizza, and soon. I should see when my sister is coming home…
I have been bitten by the body mod bug!
I know for sure I’m getting a tattoo which my parents are paying for as a late birthday present, but there are at least three other tattoos that I am considering, and about five other piercing, maybe more, that I want within the next few years. ARG. Why are all the fun things in life expensive, fattening, or deadly?
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So, I was standing next to my bed and my sister,...
BOTH FEET. SAME TIME.
Beauty in EVERY size: Yes, I'm fat. Yes, I'm... →
fattiesinlove:
frolickingpygmypuffs:
ginnylove:
I’m fat.
My BMI is way above average. My pant size and dress size are teenage. I can only dream of my LSAT score matching my weight.
I eat McDonald’s. I snack on heavy red wine and dark chocolate. I FUCKING LOVE CARBS AND I WILL…
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Sorry I keep changing around my theme, but the last one I had didn’t have an ask button, and the one before that was pretty, but off centered, and it was bothering me. This one should be okay, though I’m not happy with the fact that you have to click around for the about me. Whatever. :)
“Men have called me a man-hater, a feminazi, frigid, a bitch… but in my mind it...”
– HBI Member, Kim (via safercampus)
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Only problem with the o.c. Strain is heeellla munchies. Hella munchies!
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http://i.imgur.com/AseDw.png
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Dinki Thinks: Yahoo Answers: Atheists! →
dinkitronthinkz:
A person asked on Yahoo Answers :
how come atheists can’t admit they are wrong?
You are the cause of the economic downfall, so cry about it. You guys have no morals so it’s all you’re fault. All politicians are mostly atheists. I am an atheists so I can take all kinds of drugs hahhaha no I…
Nae, I like your very compassionate response, but I just need to say a few...
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I can’t tell if my baba is completely oblivious to the fact that I am constantly stoned, or just doesn’t care and is leaving me alone about it. He could be blinder than I think or epically trolling me… Rerg…
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I forgot how much I love the O.C. Strain. So tasty and citrusy. Makes me want Jamba Juice.
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Okay, so, I think I'm starting to get, like,...
‘cause last night, I was dead asleep, just lying there, chilling in the middle of my REM cycle, when I hear a noise. All I know is that it was a small “TPh” sound, and that it was bad. I sat up in bed, got up and to my desk, and look under my desk where I leave my sister’s piece, Saint Francis (or Franny for short). Lo and behold, Franny had tipped over, and bong water was...
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whatever, etc.: no shit. →
inkdot:
This weekend I was told a story which, although I’m kind of ashamed to admit it, because holy shit is it ever obvious, is kind of blowing my mind.
A friend of a friend won a free consultation with Clinton Kelly of What Not To Wear, and she was very excited, because she has a plus-size body, and…
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When I’m watching shows on hulu, and that thing pops up that says “need a break? You have been watching for more than 3 hours.” I feel judged. No, I don’t need a break, if I need a break I’ll take one!
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kingofmaverick asked: Keep it alternative :) I am definitely not going to stop you. haha I am doing the same thing.
kingofmaverick asked: hahaha It probably will be. I will support you if you choose to have a kitten baby. It is an alternative lifestyle, but one I cannot deny to others that prefer it. :)
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OOOKAY. Just to seal the deal on this crazy cat...
Human: Some babies are cute, and if you know the maker of said baby you’re kinda obligated to say that baby is cute, but in general, kinda gross looking and grub-like appearance upon arrival. Completely helpless until between the ages of 8 and 12. The child is usually not potty trained for AT LEAST a year, and there’s continence problems that happen for at least four years. You will...
DAMN IT
kingofmaverick:
saywhatpandah:
WHY DO MY OVARIES MAKE HUMAN BABIES? WHY CAN’T THEY MAKE KITTEN? I’M SO MAD.
Kittens will cut you to pieces on the way out… :( THEY ARE FEROCIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Weeeelllll, It’s not like the human baby is particularly gentle or soothing to the equipment down there, and the outcome would be worth it. :)
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DAMN IT
WHY DO MY OVARIES MAKE HUMAN BABIES? WHY CAN’T THEY MAKE KITTEN? I’M SO MAD.
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“I’m so sick of weight-loss shows. I’m sick of people coming out and revealing...”
– A Drowning Woman: Being Fat
(via frass)
This was written geared towards the plus size folks, but I think it’s actually relevant for EVERY body size. Don’t let what you see on TV or read in magazines dictate what YOU think you should look like. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL EXACTLY THE WAY YOU ARE. Life is...
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When "Get Low" starts playing at a party.
lezigirls:
ratherdielaughing:
Brrr dum dum dum, doom da da da dum dum:
Let Me See you GET LOW, you scared you scared:
pop dat a** hey, shake it fast hey, pop that thang to the left and the right hey:
Now, Back Back Back It Up! :
Now stop then wiggle wit it, Yeah!! Now stop then wiggle wit it, Yeah!!
LMFAO , that last GIF !
YESSSS, this shit just happens to be my...
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Auuuugh...
I really just want to turn off all my electrical devices and social networking sites, and force people to leave me alone. If you can’t contact me, you can’t ask me to do stuff next Sunday. It would be really nice to have a vacation from church. Just some peace and quiet, no responsibilities. Just want people to lose my number for a little while. I want to get lost for a while.
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Maybe cornflakes will help!
AND BY CORNFLAKES I TOTES MEAN CORNFLAKES.
Shmeeeehhhh…
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20 Alcoholic Beverages Inspired By The Harry... →
treesong:
BRB planning a Harry Potter drinking party!!
golden bright sun: Oh oh, but →
saywhatpandah:
The sign interpreter was really good today. Not that our regular interpreter isn’t fabulous, but this lady was cool. I focused on her, because I watch to see how much I understand every Sunday. Then she started focusing on me. I guess she saw that I was, and started focusing on…
BUTBUT HOW MAKE GIF??
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It’s a little ashy wad of glass, how did you lose it?!
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Gooooooooooodmorning. Time to remedy my current hate for everything with coffee and some plantlife!
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I can't belive I was called an emotional tampon...
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There are so many things in my bra…
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Oh oh, but
The sign interpreter was really good today. Not that our regular interpreter isn’t fabulous, but this lady was cool. I focused on her, because I watch to see how much I understand every Sunday. Then she started focusing on me. I guess she saw that I was, and started focusing on me. Jill and I have the bad habit of talking during musical interludes, and Jill signs the only things she knows...
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You're getting agro again:
Smoke more.