Alright, this is it. See you next year, Tumblr!
Y’all be safe with your new years partying, I love you all! <3
Alrighty, off to spirit a Sr. High Camp!
Which means no cigarettes, weed, alcohol, pornography, masturbation, reddit or tumblr for a whole week, while I do my best to hide the crippling doubt that I should even be a role-model for these teens, as I’m not sure I’m the best example of UU life after YRUU, all while freezing my ass off because I have no good winter clothes. At least there’s not much snow yet. I’ll...
"Imma warn you right now, my room smells like weed...
Yeah, okay. Intoxicated is how you do the...
Went to the movie theater with the whole family, watched Tin Tin (Which was great!) and then the new Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows movie (OHMYFUCKINGGOD THE GAY WAS JUST BARELY THINLY VEILED SUBTEXT OMFGAKSJLDFHKJHFDKDSBHSHFBFSKSGLHSHL ARE THEY TROLLING US?! I THINK THEY’RE FUCKING TROLLING US.). Thea and I got stealth-buzzed on Goldschläger and diet 7-up in Tin Tin like the classy...
Why I hate Christmas.
… Aside from the consumerism and pressure and the fact that they’re all really close together: It seems to be the time of year where my depression is most obvious. I don’t have seasonal depression or anything like that, though some people in my family do, and they make me look like Santa in comparison. It just seems that people attach these really strong feelings of...
I also hate children.
In case you needed something else to check off on your “is Pandah the Anti-Christ?” list.
Christmas eve in San Diego: The ice cream truck...
as sunshine flows into trees: One teachers... →
togetherforjacksoncountykids: “It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got… THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS! The part about the grandmother really struck a tender spot for me,...
WEEEEE, Belly Dancing in the solstice tonight!
Then going to my friend’s birthday party! Yay! I’ll try to remember to get pictures of myself in costume, it’s pretty rad-sauce.
In response to a friend's friend, who saw my...
First of all, ouch. Your criticism, based in nothing but a culturally promoted prejudice, is completely rude and uncalled for. Didn’t your Mama bring you up right and teach you “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”? You, yes, YOU don’t have to look at my pictures, or my tumblr. You are in control of whether or not you look over your...
CHRIS MADE ME GIIIIIIIIFS!!!!!!
I FUCKING LOVE YOU CHRIS! I’m saving the best gif for the next post! <3 <3 <3
But I don't WANNA go to school and take a final. I...
I was having a bad day, but then I looked down...
… And I giggled with glee. So, if I were to make a video of me doing a chest shimmy, could someone make it into a gif for me? Or teach me how to make gifs?
Reblog if 2011 was a rough year for you too
NOOOOOO, I DUN WANNA STOP LOOKING AT PICTURES OF...
Danced for 6 1/2 hours today. I'm so sore and so...
The shower I just took was near-orgasmic. I would be so happy if I could do this every day of my life.
A Series of High Events, episode 5.
“Oggieoogieoggie. The actually is such thing as oding on weed, but this od isn’t deadly. You just get parinoid and anxious. My brain keeps tickling. Selective cold, on chin, left leg, top of the left thigh. Everythig is very clear, but I’m slow. You know hoe I knew I was high? I read cottonmouth, and I gat cottonmouth. The universe is one of the little chemical bulbs in...
A Series of High Events, episode 4.
“Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck I love marijuana. Frownies I mean brownies are the best. I love orange juice too, it is so delicious. Ritz crackers and the spreadable herb cheese tastes like souplantation. Noodles feel like tasty slugs. Forehead is slow. I need to do homework… Fuck..”
A Series of High Events, episode 3.
“My eyes are slooow. Burnt my bangs again.”
A Series of High Events, episode 2.
“See, the thing about most substances like alcohol, nicotine and weed is they take down any walls you put up around yourself, any games you play with yourself and the outside world stop being playable, and anything that’s under the surface comes out. It’s not that you don’t want to hide it anymore, you just can’t. However, the more you get wrecked, the deeper...
One of the many, many reasons my sister is way...
pressdown: Us: *sittin’, chillin, relaxin’* iTunes: *starts playing Pussy, Money, Weed by Lil’ Wayne* My sister: … Things I like my hands to smell like. Me: … for like two hours. Go follow her, she’s a hoot and a half! I just re-found this and wanted to reblog one of my few shining moments of wit. Thanks for recording it to tumblr history, sister dearest. I MISS YOOOOU. Can’t wait...
A Series of High Events, episode 1.
“Basil: sweet undersmell, feels oily the tendons that pull my fingers are slow, and sorta cold. Cant stop smiling, and people are making fun hof me. Eyes feel like they’re a splitsecond late. Glow stick baby accessorys. maybe being stoned is like being oily, slick on the inside.Lips and chin are cold. Sorta chaps. Chapstic awesome, i love vanilla. Losing is sticking on my teeth....
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So to lighten things up on my tumblr, I'm thinking...
Just as filler for a while. Some of you might have read it before, but I really don’t have much cheerful or stoned material as of late, so it might be good. Y/N?
Well, today was a waste of make-up.
Bite me, bitch, so I have a reason to muzzle you.
Gonna eat a badass breakfast and watch The...
Ahh, no one can ruin a good day for you like your...
1). Don’t fucking nag me about my goddamn papers, no matter how much of a time crunch I did them in. I don’t have straight A’s because of luck. 2). You don’t have to agree with my opinions, but don’t talk to me like I don’t know what I’m talking about, especially when discussing safety and and common courtesy. I am a thoughtful, logical person, and...
Oh My God. The candy cane Joe-Joes from trader...
And that hippy love child is in my mouth…